Never Said About Gallery Websites

Oh man, this javascript add-on that transforms my mouse into a wacky polygon is sooooo cool and helpful!

— No one

It’s really convenient that instead of listing an email address on your website, you’ve opted to include a Guestbook for me to sign instead. I love it — so retro!

— Not anybody

Oh, a jpg scan of the exhibition press release! How charming.

— Nobody.

That the email address printed on your press release bounced back when I sent an interview request has really bolstered my respect for your gallery.

— Not any journalist, ever

If I were able to find information on the current show quickly, I would miss out on a lot of fun and do something stupid like buying some art.

— No person presently available

The Flash app that makes this website look exactly the gallery’s storefront makes it so much easier for me to understand what is going on!

— Not a soul

The splash page, to me, has always indicated that a website has that extra bit of class.

— Nobody!

OF COURSE your location, hours, and contact email address are all displayed as images! I didn’t want to use copy and paste, anyway.

— Not anybody

I could just sit and watch this Flash page loading forever.

— Nobody

This CV is really giving me insight into the artist’s inspiration for her exhibition.

—  Not me, not you